Like Ripples On A Blank Shore

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via standupforwhatubelieve)

wretchedoftheearth:

i don’t grow body hair on most of my body but any man who demands that i shave what little hair i have

better:

  • have his face clean shaven every day
  • wax any chest or back hair
  • get rid of the happy trail
  • get rid of his pubes and ass hair
  • shave his own goddamn legs
  • shave his pits

and I like how so many men find that totally unreasonable but have no problem expecting women to be totally hairless dolls for them

(via crisisinyoureyes)

I remember when Muse was here in 2003 or 4 and I couldn’t go ‘cause I was grounded or something, and all my friends went and I was really, really bummed and he actually like- something happened where he bit through his lip, they had to take him to the hospital and my friend kept texting me like “I’m in the hospital room with Matt Bellamy right now. I just came to visit and he waved me to come in.” And she let that go for months until she told me she was lying. And I was like, the whole time I thought I was missing the greatest night.

—Hayley Williams, Atlanta radio105.7 interview 5/21  (via originofsecrecy)

(via eyduh)

Sigur Rós

—The Simpsons Score

we-light-a-bonfire:

this is the complete Sigur Rós score from the Simpsons, it’s bad quality and pretty short because I deleted the parts where they speak over the music.

enjoy.

no copyright infringement intended, music by Sigur Rós from the tvshow The Simpsons

(via sigurrosislife)