My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
well he should have let them watch the movie i mean
i don’t grow body hair on most of my body but any man who demands that i shave what little hair i have
- have his face clean shaven every day
- wax any chest or back hair
- get rid of the happy trail
- get rid of his pubes and ass hair
- shave his own goddamn legs
- shave his pits
and I like how so many men find that totally unreasonable but have no problem expecting women to be totally hairless dolls for them
I remember when Muse was here in 2003 or 4 and I couldn’t go ‘cause I was grounded or something, and all my friends went and I was really, really bummed and he actually like- something happened where he bit through his lip, they had to take him to the hospital and my friend kept texting me like “I’m in the hospital room with Matt Bellamy right now. I just came to visit and he waved me to come in.” And she let that go for months until she told me she was lying. And I was like, the whole time I thought I was missing the greatest night.
—The Simpsons Score